shiina012:

therealflurrin:

rosehip1998:

guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark-
me: [already asleep]

guy: it’s a fairy tale, but it’s a retelling where there are no happy en–

me: [literally in a coma]

Girl: so it’s a classic fairytale, but instead of Prince Charming the princess will be kissed awake by a female knight.

Me: [Awakens from an eternal death sleep] Go on.

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