guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark-
me: [already asleep]guy: it’s a fairy tale, but it’s a retelling where there are no happy en–
me: [literally in a coma]
Girl: so it’s a classic fairytale, but instead of Prince Charming the princess will be kissed awake by a female knight.
Me: [Awakens from an eternal death sleep] Go on.