randollpearson:

spacecelery0000:

fall-and-shadows:

pronounrespecter:

swearwolvez:

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

ua86:

hardboiledoldman:

travelling-cat-salesman:

pon-raul:

psyducked:

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

stay the fuck away from me

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y’all need jesus

remember how i told y’all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

If you know anyone who does custodial/janitorial work,they will tell you men don’t wash their hands.But women are unhygenic if they have hairy legs while Biohazard Bob got six coats of smegma on his hands lmao men nasty af.

men: *literally don’t wash their hands after they use the fucking bathroom*

men when they see women with hair on our bodies: this is….so unsanitary. i literally got the bubonic plague just from looking at that body hair.