omnybus:

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

“Don’t judge a Booker by his cover.”

[To the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”]

Oh, Grizzled thirty-something brown-haired white male alcoholic

His wife and kids were murdered so his mood is vitriolic

To say this guy’s in every game is not that hyperbolic

Grizzled thirty-something brown-haired white male alcoholic