the raven cycle as john mulaney quotes

lynchkavinskyparrish:

blue: i think emily dickinson is a lesbian

gansey: i listen to everything my girlfriend says. i don’t mean she bosses me around. i just listen to everything she says because, before i had a girlfriend, i never had someone who’s always standing next to me who can just point out obvious things that are happening.

adam: i dont look older, i just look worse i think. honestly, when im walking down the street no ones every like “hey! look at that man!” i think theyre just like “woah, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you cant keep burning the candle at both ends!”

ronan: ill keep all my emotions right here and then one day ill die

noah: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under

henry: i guess someone said something like “something something police.” and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police