when ppl say ron can’t be bisexual bc he’s ‘canonically straight’ i’m just like ??????????
where ?? does it ??? say that ???????
like i’m sorry i must’ve completely skipped this part of the book: ‘He was tall, thin and gangling, with freckles, big hands and feet, and a long nose. He was also the biggest heterosexual to ever heterosexual. “No homo!” he yelled when Harry approached, waving his straight pride flag in Harry’s face.’
When everyone conveniently forgets the whole, ‘i would low key marry Viktor Krum’ thing the boy had when he was like, 15…