okay now that he’s Confirmed psychic, what if one of adam’s summer jobs when he’s back from college is… manning the phone line at fox way?
Ronan finally has the urge to use the phone so he can mess with Parrish. Imagine terrible fake accents, ridiculous questions, and outright flirtation
“Hey, what color am I wearing, Mr. Psychic?”
*deep sigh* “Black”
“Whoa…”
“It’s the only color you own, Ronan”
lmaooo adam being dry af and having none of it so ronan has to try harder and it just ends up getting more embarrassing at the same time endearing :’))
also, now since you mentioned fake accents imagine ronan doing an irish accent and adam just………. short circuits
“mr. psychic are you still there?”
*gulps* “w-what?”
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Oh god Ronan ringing up and saying “oh good it’s you this time. Now talk to me like Orla did last time I called to see if you were working”
“Wh- this is not that kind of line, Ronan-”
“This is PRECISELY that kind of line, Adam, didn’t I just say Orla does it? Also, we need to practice phone sex for when you go to college, so…”
“Ronan, this is someone else’s phone and house”
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