Really not happy with how much information I could now provide you with about this “Met Gala”. Social media is dangerously close to losing its last redeeming quality – “not being bad in the specific way that the New York Times style section is bad”.
As a counterpoint, there’s only one MET Gala a year, whereas last month the NYT Style Section ran this:
She Makes Fancy Ice Cubes For A Living
i would rather see the ice cubes!