thatisrad:

girlsfrommars:

thatisrad:

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

For those asking for the play,

It has not been published or produced. My friends and I burned the copy I had. It was bad. It was this poorly written, poorly constructed play that read like a manifesto of a predator. It featured a monologue about how easy it is to fuck virgins including the line “it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. No, dead fish in a barrel. No, it’s like tying a fish to the end of your gun and pulling the trigger.”

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