Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering
Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit
Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery
imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm
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