bowsersdickis25feetlong:

westfailia:

drpepperphd:

surreal:

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

it’s going up the first sphere of angels but the third of the first sphere doesn’t load anything. i have no idea what that could mean but that’s interesting as hell. none of the other angel types from the highers circles of angels get anything either.

i feel the need to address the text on the site, that reads:

h.u.r.l

A simple army roams the plains…

A lover cries out to my name…

When Heaven falls and Kingdom come…

All know LIMBO will be done…

Click here to instantly transport.