thelesbianmanhater2000:

british summer is just when u sit outside on the hottest day of the year and stare directly at the sun in confusion like a dumb fuck for six hours and compare heatstroke symptoms while someone’s middle-aged dad asserts his masculinity by undercooking some sausages cos he dun know what he’s doing and he’s never cooked any food in his life before he decided that he was Mr Hunter-Gatherer BBQ Extraordinaire a mere 2 hours ago