argumate:

obligatorymorningfart:

george costanza

is valid

Jerry: she said you were valid?

George: she said I’m valid!

Jerry, dryly: everyone’s valid now.

Elaine, rushing in: guys-

Jerry, archly: don’t tell me, you’re valid?

Elaine, shocked, hand on hip, shoves his shoulder: how did you know?

George: *throws up hands*