isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Yes.
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
Jesus was in a really cranky mood that day.
#I LOVE THE and the disciples heard him BIT#BECAUSE THAT IMPLIES THAT HE KIND OF WANDERED OFF#AND THEY WERE LIKE #‘uh hey guys do u know what’s up with jesus’#‘nah man idk he said he was gonna look for a snack’#AND THEN THEY SPOT HIM OVER BY THE TREE#BUT THEY DON’T GO CLOSER #AND HE JUST LIKE #yells#FUCKIN HUNGOVER JESUS #YELLING AT A FIG TREE#like the fuckin bible equivalent of being drunk in dennys and getting mad that they’re out of hashbrowns (via @beysdameron)
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