frogmunist:

whiskeykm:

frogmunist:

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Would you be willing to come in on weekends? Would you be willing to come in on holidays? Would you be willing to come in on the day of your mother’s death? How about your grandmother’s? and then on one of your days off, if we were to call you then, would you be willing to come in also on those days?

Would you be willing to come in the day of your funeral?

Could you give us a couple weeks notice before you die?

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