Entire team: Coach, it’s a torrential downpour out there, what’s the land workout?
Coach: There’s no lightning within 3 miles we’re going out
Entire team: The boats will literally fill with water
Coach: Extra resistance training
Entire team: The blisters will be insane
Coach: Builds character
Entire team: We’ll die
Coach: C h a r a c t e r
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