cockmcstuffins:

twilight au but edward gets more outlandish in his attempts to make bella not like him like he asks her what her feelings on trenchcoats are and when she says i don’t know they’re pretty unsettling in certain contexts he just shows up the next day in the longest biggest trenchcoat a man can own and tells bella he has 79 cockroaches in his pockets but she’ll never know which pockets and that’s just a mystery she’ll have to live with