remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby
Adding context the newborn was a half vampire so technically dead. Stephanie Meyers basically made a character have thoughts of beastiality (he’s a werewolf it counts), pedophilia and necrophilia all within one moment and within two pages. Seriously this is one of the biggest examples of what NOT to do when writing a romance novel, this is prime shit tier quality.