LOVER: today’s my 1st day of work so you’ll have to get the kids to school, you ok with that?
ME: dude I got this
ME: *packs school lunch of brownies and cucumbers*
ME: *gets speeding ticket*
ME: *delivers kids 2 minutes late*
ME: *blows out a car speaker*
ME: nailed it
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