proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date
Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you
Wait, let him speak
you’re in luck, saint valentine was likely made up to give early christians an excuse to give pagans a more wholesome holiday to celebrate instead of lupercalia, a purification and fertility festival full of hedonism and debauchery that culminated in young men dressing as wolves and running around spanking cute girls with whips
valentine’s day is just a coverup for bdsm fuck-a-werewolf day
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