blupjeans: spent a year and a half planning their wedding, made sure everything was perfect and just how they both pictured it
taakitz: wrote their wedding plans down on a napkin, got married 3 days later
#believe it or not#i imagine these are reversed#you think taako wouldnt throw a two-month fit about the flowers?#you think Lup and Barry have ANY patience after finally ending their half a century of pining?#you think kravitz wouldnt spend SIX WEEKS on the playlist?#which taako would have to then edit for ANOTHER FULL MONTH?#im surprised they ever made it to the wedding day#YOU KNOW TAAKO CHANGED HIS OUTFIT EVERY WEEK#Dress? Disco suit? Four ballgowns tailored together?#Kravitz got a suit in the first month but changes the pocket square every few days#Lup and Barry throw on some Good Denim and call it a day#get married in a cave behind the local Applebees#throw up some flame decals and fake skulls#barry write some ruins and sigils on the wall in thirty minutes and theyre ready#meanwhile Taako saw their venue’s ABYSMALLY FOLDED napkins and had to retire for the day like a 19th century dutchess
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