consciousness was a mistake
THOUGHT: vampires are dead so they don’t have a working vascular system so Edward wouldn’t even be able to get a boner
Thought; vampires are dead so their cells cant divide. This means it’s less unbelievable to have the sperm just survive after death. This means only the first few um, times, after death would have any swimmers. In conclusion; breaking dawn could have been avoided if Edward masturbated, even just a few times
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