queerlybeloveds:

i’m awaiting a package with things like magic erasers and command strip hooks so i can clean and organize my house and i am inordinately excited about it

I’VE BEEN TRACKING THIS PACKAGE ON AMAZON FOR FOUR HOURS

IT WAS SIX STOPS FROM ME AND NOW IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO COME UNTIL TOMORROW

THE UNIVERSE IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TOWARDS ME

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