twitter users after 10 retweets: Well, since y’all are here… *self promotion* 😏

me after a 100,000 note post on Tumblr: everyone just leave me alone. I need some me time after 27 middle school kids came to my inbox to discuss the symbolism of Doki Doki Literature Club

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Yeah, I CUCK

C ome into hospital

U tell me where the doctor is

C heck to see how my wife is doing

K id is gone

Post your location please. I just wanna talk.

turing-tested:

vriskerly-actions:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

Avoid Windows 10 October Update Until You Do One Thing

akaltyn:

reading that genuinely made me feel slightly ill

seldnei:

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

deadjosey:

callmebliss:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

babyanimalgifs:

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.