i haven’t worn anything but this hoodie in 234 days
all jean outfit (or, joutfit)
somebody’s step dad at like, chili’s
forest lesbian. you know.
feel free to add more
50′s greaser complete with motercycle
business twink
beach grandpa
jeff goldblum
folk singer who plays banjo and is also a vampire
swashbuckling knave
hipster barista in a beanie that everyone has had a crush on probably
dapper necromancer
twenties jazz club singer (with top hat)
mysterious figure in the corner of a cafe on a rainy day with their hat brim pulled low and a cold, half-finished cup of coffee sitting on the table in front of them, forgotten
surfer dūd
victorian gardener in worn coveralls
flannel and no shirt, open, tits out
lounge shorts safari guy
gym jock with the tank top where the arm holes go all the way down
shit someone already said jeff goldblum thats too real tho
shorts, a t-shirt from an island resort
laura dern jurrasic park cosplay
• oxbridge student who mysteriously drowned in the canals in 1891 after a torrid love affair
always nice to see people whose entire idea of political discourse is calling the president “orange cheeto man” engaging in casual transphobia under the guise of progressiveness
What do you expect from the same bunch that uses homophobia to sling jabs at Trump and Putin?