tariqah:

gekkos:

car on campus with “just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world” and blue lives matter window decals

That’s J.K Rowling herself

cryptidteenagers:

mothman is real he sold me weed in a target bathroom

witchgays:

virpiablccdnerd:

witchgays:

eternally-eating:

witchgays:

slides in with roombas strapped to both my feet: sup heteros

Theory: great

Reality: they both take off in different directions, fuck

homophobia never sleeps

you have to have rope at a length of like 1 to 2 feet. or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and keeps them at an appropriate distance.

finally a good suggestion. roomba bondage

straightboyfriend:

qui-bono:

straightboyfriend:

The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men

Sexist.

i am literally a man

actualbrendonurie:

sarcasm-not-capitalism:

actualbrendonurie:

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

sindri42:

capatalismnt:

There’s this whole notion that psychology is a ‘white people problem’ like everybody else in the world is somehow immune to any kind of mental issues.