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peteseeger:

The republicans seriously posted this unironically

Me campaigning for attorney general: “I’m an anti law judge. If you do crimes that’s great”

wet-monsoon:

pictured: a response to someone posting suggestive anime girl drawings in the group chat for my college’s art club. such a simple statement, yet that specific hank hill icon elevates it beyond human comprehension

adventuresinbpdland:

my special superpower is being too much and not enough at the same time

hannibalinart:

Jeune Femme à la Harpe by Tadeusz Styka as Margot Verger

knithacker:

Knit a Tiny Winter White Barn Owl https://wp.me/pjlln-6hJ 🦉

icarntspell:

“Everyone wants to write about god
but no one wants to imagine their god
as the finger trembling inside a grenade
pin’s ring or the red vine of blood coughed into a child’s palm
while they cradle the head of a dying parent.
Few things are more dangerous than a man
who is capable of dividing himself into several men,
each of them with a unique river of desire
on their tongues. It is also magic to pray for a daughter
and find yourself with an endless march of boys
who all have the smile of a motherfucker who wronged you
and never apologized. No one wants to imagine their god
as the knuckles cracking on a father watching their son
picking a good switch from the tree and certainly
no one wants to imagine their god as the tree.
Enough with the foolishness of hope and how it bruises
the walls of a home where two people sit, stubbornly in love
with the idea of staying. If one must pray, I imagine
it is most worthwhile to pray towards endings.
The only difference between sunsets and funerals
is whether or not a town mistakes the howls
of a crying woman for madness.”

— Hanif Abdurraqib, “It’s Not Like Nikola Tesla Knew All of Those People Were Going to Die”
(via dynamofire)

naamahdarling:

slowdissolve:

firebirdeternal:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

whitepeopletwitter:

She has a point

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

I see a cop

Some asshole is tailgating me

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of
A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.
B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and
C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now

I try to be patient because sometimes I feel like something must be wrong like they REALLY have to poop, but 9/10 times you just get that asshole vibe, you know? And that’s when you give ‘em the brakes. Multiple times if necessary.

cocoku:

Vera Bee