dankmemeuniversity:

reddit-tales:

What’s the worst advice you’ve received in your life?

My careers advisor in high school.

When I said “I think I want to do something with computers” she said “have you heard of Microsoft?”

Then she wrote Microsoft on a piece of paper and slid it across the table and that was my careers interview over.

thetoxiczombie:

This panic happens like every few months.

queerlybeloveds:

queerlybeloveds:

i’m awaiting a package with things like magic erasers and command strip hooks so i can clean and organize my house and i am inordinately excited about it

I’VE BEEN TRACKING THIS PACKAGE ON AMAZON FOR FOUR HOURS

IT WAS SIX STOPS FROM ME AND NOW IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO COME UNTIL TOMORROW

THE UNIVERSE IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TOWARDS ME

OMG NEVERMIND IT JUST ARRIVED

I TAKE IT ALL BACK UNIVERSE, YOU’RE LOOKIN OUT FOR ME

queerlybeloveds:

i’m awaiting a package with things like magic erasers and command strip hooks so i can clean and organize my house and i am inordinately excited about it

I’VE BEEN TRACKING THIS PACKAGE ON AMAZON FOR FOUR HOURS

IT WAS SIX STOPS FROM ME AND NOW IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO COME UNTIL TOMORROW

THE UNIVERSE IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TOWARDS ME

scribbledwriting:

My characters during the editing process:

transmerry:

me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!

me, now: