maxiesatanofficial:

averyterrible:

I have always considered commuting as a form of uncompensated labor and I always will

Worse, if anything – unless your employer subsidizes it, it’s labor that you have to pay to perform.

imthelesbian-moved:

once i come out of my cage and start doing just fine it’s over for u hoes

officialvonkarma:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

i stand in solidarity with the houston journalist who tweeted, on her work account, to 125,000 followers, “O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp”

me after getting dragged for using my work twitter account to post about how i want beto o’rourke to hold me down and make me cum until my calves cramp: this is exactly like hillary clinton losing the presidential election

highsymbiote:

Art by AMENOHI (@AMENOHIff15)

goodclay:

my only two moods ever are tenderness and hysteria

egberts:

crowkay:

egberts:

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws