Author: queerlybeloveds

kimbergoat:

skellyscoo:

busket:

kuradoodles:

if someone tells you that Superman’s secret identity disguise doesnt work just send them a picture of Griffin McElroy without his glasses

eyelashes

what the fuck

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

oxfordcommaforever:

coniello:

coniello:

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

Pro tip from a native: no one is paying attention to you, or what you’re doing, with three exceptions:

1) You are walking slowly

2) You are shitting on the floor of the subway

3) you are mugging us

stability:

mistyheartrbs:

onion-souls:

butmuhgains:

ryo-maybe:

cloudstrifefursona:

pokemoncristallo:

florencedrunk:

kaleidoscopekiller:

I know we make fun of american politics a lot but I thought y’all should know that this Italian leader of a Conservative party is doing this thing where she appeals to weebs by reading manga and having people draw her as an anime character

quest’immagine mi ha resa sterile

PORCODIO????

PIANGO

i feel like it’s important to note that people aren’t actually drawing her as an anime character, that’s an existing character from love live sunshine who is also known for being a raging lesbian and she mistook screenshots from the franchise’s upcoming movie (set in italy) for art of her and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve seen all year

robinmichelleblake:

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

Piss off Mr. Mime and he’ll fuck your mother.