Author: queerlybeloveds

smokeythebearthemovie:

possessive-suggestions:

…They did what… to you?
No.
I will make them pay.
You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

real-live-dragon:

possessive-suggestions:

You listen to me, and you listen good. I’m sick and fucking tired of you trying to get in between me and what’s rightfully mine. If you so much as fucking look in my direction again, I’ll gouge your eyes out and force feed them to you. Do you understand me?

me when the cashier at whole foods tells me to stop sampling the grapes

taako-lesbian:

listening to the taz soundtrack is a great way to lull myself off to sleep and is also a fun little game i like to call Fantasy Costco Roulette

pephka:

Iqaluit’s second and largest grocery store caught on fire overnight. the fire was confined to the warehouse and the main store area was unaffected other than smoke damage. Iqaluit officials say there is no concern of food shortage, but we aren’t convinced. are Iqalummiut

supposed to eat smoke damaged food, or..? about 60% of Iqaluit’s food is bought at this Northmart.

if you would like to donate, please send money rather than actual food donations. you could donate to The Qayuqtuvik Society, Iqaluit’s soup kitchen. check it out here. if any fundraisers start up later i’ll add them to the post.

@allthecanadianpolitics 

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom