womanbecomescow:

GIRLS WITH IRON DEFICIENCY MAKE SOME NOI- *falls asleep due to fatigue*

bluebloodtanuki-bbt:

So I finally got around to watching Venom so that I could understand all the memes and let me tell ya, 70% of this movie is just Eddie freaking out and Venom trying to convince him that everything is fine.

sunflorally:

may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

my arctic environment professor on narwhals: “they’re pretty interesting creatures, I guess, even though they’re not birds.”

my arctic environment professor on a colleague: “this is [name], she used to study polar bears but has improved her life and works on birds now.” 

neilnevins:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

ninamaximofflehnsherr:

me before Venom: i’m not a monster fucker

me after Venom:

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

sarcasticllamasarah:

bitesizedsocks:

myalternatereality:

– parents’ evening

– sleepovers

– literally the entirety of Christmas Day

– lying in bed with earphones in

– flights

– exams

– anything you do between 3-4am

– driving in the dark

-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside

this post is so frightening and i Don’t Know Why