left-reminders:

biff-donderglutes:

tockthewatchdog:

it really feels like the economist is written by the ghosts of british industrialists wearing pith helmets and drinking port

if i saw that manlet on the street id piss in his tea

alexander:

@notquitecanadian

stopmarkus:

stopmarkus:

give all bosses health meters

I hate the guessing game of how much damage my attacks do against the regional manager

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

incorrecttrcquotes:

Blue: How can you not appreciate this? It’s ART, man! It’s a huge fuck-you to society’s standards, to their rules, to their total control over how we all have to look and talk and think!

Gansey: Just admit that you put your shirt on inside out by accident.