boyfriend: if wishes were fishes, the pope would swim
me: …did you just have a stroke?
boyfriend: i was trying to rhyme someting but i lost the plot.
Tag: connor
6 years (and two months, lol; we’ve been busy!) of joy, support, and sharing cute pictures of chubby animals with each other. 💜 I’m so happy that we finally live together, and I couldn’t dream up a better life partner. I love you, babe. Happy (late) anniversary, @optimisticallyapocalyptic
connor: the two states of the chloe are “nauseous” and “horny”
connor: actually, the third and saddest state f the chloe is “nauseous and horny”
Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A proposal!
@optimisticallyapocalyptic the only proposal i shall accept
very well, I shall make the preparations.
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