zodiac–signs:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my- 

Aries: ability to make last-minute plans when a sudden urge to go out pops up, and my lack of patience for people who can’t decide where to go

Taurus: secret sensitivity under a tough layer of unflappability, and inability to focus on anything else when i’m in a bad mood 

Gemini: habit of distracting myself with random things that catch my eye, but demanding your attention nonetheless

Cancer: unexpected lashing out when i’m tired or stressed, then 1 hour later, my constant apologies to know if we’re still okay 

Leo: need for our relationship to be a whirlwind romance full of sweeping moments, love confessions and emotional rollercoasters

Virgo: need to be alone after minor work failures and also an intense desire for you to distract me from the pressing daily issues that haunt me

Libra: ability to spend a discretionary fund on vanity products and clothing within 30 minutes as a distraction from personal, deep-rooted issues

Scorpio: “you’ll never see me cry” mentality coupled with an expectation that you, too, would kill for our love, like I would

Sagittarius: reluctance to rely on you for anything and extreme discomfort when talking about deeper emotions

Capricorn: carefully planned scheduled and working routine that i will not abandon for an hour of spontaneous romance 

Aquarius: extremely friendly approach to romance because of my fear of opening up on a deeper level

Pisces: need to fully experience every human emotion ever and fluctuating emotional states depending on who’s around me 

The Signs as Nice Things that can Happen

rainbowd00dles:

aries: someone you really like or look up to playfully teasing you about something you did, and you finding it just as funny as they do

taurus: the family you’re babysitting for saying you can help yourself to anything in the fridge

gemini: the excitement in the air on a friday before a long weekend, everyone eagerly asking about each other’s plans, and the collective relief when the day is finally done

cancer: someone playing with your hair, falling asleep on your shoulder, or holding your hand for the first time

leo: the teacher using something you did as an example of a job well done, as the other members of your class ask how you managed to do it with admiration in their voices

virgo: waking up in the middle of the night only to find someone else also awake, both of you sleepy, bedheaded, and in your pajamas

libra: being told that someone has been saying nice things about you when you aren’t around, or finding out that a person you thought never noticed you actually thinks you’re a really cool

scorpio: staying up late talking about the deeper, most honest, parts of life with someone you really care about

sagittarius: going to a concert and being able to sing the words to every song, feeling the music under your feet and in your bones

capricorn: getting home after a long day knowing that theres nothing pressing you have to do that night, being able to take off your shoes, sit down, and relax

aquarius: being alone in a place that you’ve only ever seen when it’s crowded, hearing the echo of your footsteps instead of the usual tangle of voices

pisces: being somewhere public in the presence of a big storm, everyone in the room gathering to look out the window and comment on the weather

Venus Signs & Stereotypes

luminatress:

Aries: All you ever hear is that you’re unfaithful and frisky, but people fail to forget how protective and loyal Aries Venusians truly are. You are meant to bring fun and passion into the lives of your lovers. You encourage your interests to experience everything with you. You are like an adrenaline rush after feeling down for a long time. Embrace it.

Taurus: So, you’re supposed to be all about money, a dull lifestyle, and boring commitment. Well, they’re getting it all wrong. You give sensual affection to your lovers and bring them to concerts, movies, museums, or help perfect their works or art. You are careful and steady, making your partner feel comfortable and loved. There is nothing ordinary about your stimulating romance.

Gemini: Unfaithful? Distracted? Unattainable??? More like upbeat, curious, and fun-loving. Though you require space, you enjoy time spent with your partner, especially if they can surprise you with adventures and a broad intellect. You’re more unfaithful to your plans and your tasks than to your relationships.

Cancer: Manipulative, clingy, and passive aggressive. Interesting how those words are tossed around. Anyone can possess such traits, but not everyone is as loving, nurturing, and caring as you are. Your romantic expression is often mistaken for something it’s not because others are not so used to softness and delicacy. Just because you are more sensitive than others does not mean it’s a front for something sinister.

Leo: Everywhere you look, you see pages upon pages claiming how high maintenance and selfish you are. Little do they know that royalty expects royal treatment and you will never ask for what you cannot give back. You will do anything for a lover that treats you the way you deserve to be treated. You would love to spoil and indulge your romantic interests.. Only if they do the same for you.

Virgo: You’re not as demanding and critical as you’re made out to be. You would never push someone to be someone they are not, you simply aim to help your partner achieve the goals they wish to reach. If your partner wants to lose weight, you’ll be their coach. If your partner wants to quit a habit, you’ll stand by them through it all. You’re never appreciated for how much perseverance and patience you have in love. Thank you for being so helpful.

Libra: Promiscuity and lingering lovey dovey eyes plagues your reputation but your devotion and sensuality towards romantic partners doesn’t. You would do anything to make your partner feel beautiful, wanted, and equal. You may be obsessed with the idea of love but you still know when you’re in love because you will put all your effort into a lover.. As long as you also feel worthy and loved by your interest.

Scorpio: You’re often romanticized for your passion, your sexuality, and your emotional depth but when people you love get to see the real you, you’re often met with shock, abandonment, and rejection. For this reason, it can be so hard for you to open up but someone who will understand this and be patient with you will help you accept your romantic feelings. Don’t ever let others degrade you for something they do not have: sympathy, passion, and true love.

Sagittarius: Others claim that you’re chaotic, wild, and unstable in love but really, you’re just searching for someone who will tag along with you on adventures and match up well with your changeable nature. You crave a relationship full of fun, excitement, philosophy, and passion. If someone cannot offer you this, you’re quick to run away. You’re not as complex as you’re made out to be, you just need someone as active as you in love.

Capricorn: It urks me how little information is given about Cap Venusians. All that is known is that they are ambitious, dull, and all about their finances and career when this is such a large stereotype. A better description would be that they provide well for their lovers and will do anything to bring comfort and stability into their lives. They are extremely thoughtful and pay close attention to the little things about their partners for future reference. They are not boring or cold-hearted, they work hard to prove their love and devotion.

Aquarius: Often deemed as unable to settle down, emotionally distant, and rebellious, Aqua Venusians are very misunderstood. It is with their style and self expression that they cannot find stability or normality, not their relationships. Their fashion and interests are ever changing and always quirky. Their love, however, is full of compassion, support, and encouragement. They will enjoy having a partner who is different, even encouraging their individuality and making them feel special. They are kind, sympathetic, and stimulating.

Pisces: There is much more to them than meets the eye. Though they are soft and light hearted, there love and affection never is. They love and express their affection intensely and enjoy making their lover feel comfortable. Their moodiness and passive aggressive behaviors can make them seem manipulative but they are truly sensitive beings who take everything to heart and never mean to instigate. They need someone gentle and understanding to deal with their variable emotions.