This weekend I got up to the part in Nart where Sauce leaves town to join Orochimaru’s gang and Sakura has her whole “I love you so much speech” and like

THIS is what people hate her over??? Yes, her attachment to this mopey boy is unhealthy. But she’s, what, like THIRTEEN YEARS OLD???? For teens, infatuation CAN feel like that! This girl sees a boy who’s struggling and needs help, and she has a deep caretaker instinct. When he pulls away, she wants to save him more. Oh, and he’s handsome and skilled. Of COURSE she falls for him! That doesn’t make it healthy, but don’t blame a teen for being a teen!! SAKURA IS THE BEST GIRL AND I LOVE AND SUPPORT HER! SHE IS DOING HER BEST, BE PATIENT WITH HER

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the only valid naruto meta is the single use clothing sasuke theory my flatmates came up with after a drunken binge of the chuunin exams

“Single Use Clothing Sasuke” is a complex, multi-layered theory borne of the complex, multi-layered minds of my flatmates. It essentially boils down to the idea that Every Single Thing sasuke wears from the day of the uchiha massacre to the day he leaves the village are entirely different yet identical versions of the same two outfits. He only wears them once and then throws them out.

The idea behind this is based on the implications that a) sasuke lives alone in the uchiha compound which is intended to be lived in by hundreds of people, b) he was not cared or provided for in any way by the village adults after the massacre, and c) there are entire city blocks of empty uchiha houses full of free shit just sitting there, ESPECIALLY clothing.

Theory is as follows: sasuke, clearly unable to do his own laundry because he’s 12 and a moron, spends four years of his life using the abandoned clothes that previously belonged to the children in the uchiha clan as disposable clothing and there’s a landfill in Konoha somewhere just full of black playsuits.

Companion theory “One-Shirt Uzumaki” where naruto owns exactly one (1) set of clothing that he furiously hand washes every night at 1am.

you know what this is pretty plausible actually all things considered

@scrubbishrubbish

objection: naruto would rewear outfit unto oblivion before voluntarily washing it because he’s a canonical hygieneless stink boi

otherwise, fuckin golden