jumex:

you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard

ruroi:

*turns into a hideous beast and runs into the woods*

neoqueenserenity666:

unclefather:

my friend: hey dude, why are you banned from that bar that we always go to again?

me: everytime I walked in I would ask the bouncers if it was okay if my boys came in too and they would say yes and I would open up my coat and let hundreds of earthworms fall onto the floor

@alien-leftist you