How dare you! What’s next, you and Ryan Gosling in The Birdcage? I’d name another of my successful films, but I don’t have one. Billy, when [The Lion King remake] was first announced, I thought to myself, “This just goes to prove the old show business adage, ‘Everyone is replaceable except James Earl Jones.’” Hakuna fucking matata. However, now that gay rights have come so far, in this version, Timon can finally marry Pumbaa and live openly in the Serengeti. Believe me, once you’ve had warthog, you never go back.