me to my cat: you are problematic because you reinforce negative stereotypes that cats are mean and bite people. your behavior is really toxic and you are a detriment to your community.
my cat: *jumps at my ankles*
me: hey now. that’s not a very nice attitude to show to your allies. look how much i’ve given you, and you’re going to throw it in my face? i’m literally trying to help you, there’s no need to be rude.