jehovahhthickness:

twinkby:

me giving relationship advice to a straight girl: dump him

shayella-reyes:

ironlocked:

venom.

• 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
• 35% on Metacritic
• 2/5 on Empire
• 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
• “a massively overqualified cast”
• “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
• “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
• “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

• 95% of Google users liked it
• 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
• The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
• My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Never listen to professional reviews. They’re often based around old-fashioned principles of film that nobody really cares about these days. Critics don’t know the current audience, and are still stuck in the late ‘90s/early 2000s. That doesn’t sound too long ago, but it’s literally a new generation of moviegoers and a millennial audience that is itching for change.

tl;dr most professional critics are baby boomers who don’t know what the majority likes anymore.

kimbergoat:

verycooltrash:

ceramicshoesforsalecantwear:

the problem with this site is bloggers will call a cask a barrel even if it doesnt hold a volume of one hundred sixty litres

most of you won’t reblog this!!!

hey op I have a cask.. in my basement… can you.. can you come verify the volume of this cask. I plan to put some fancy wine in it. don’t.. don’t ask questions.

girlfriendluvr:

if u stan taylor swift just cuz she said to vote democrat u have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

iamthesuckdickforclogsgirl:

iamthesuckdickforclogsgirl:

Hello,

My abusive mother suddenly cut me off today. She has been helping me pay my rent while I am in school full time. I just signed a year long lease on an apartment that I am unable to afford by myself. Please help me so I have a place to live until I am able to find a subletter. It is very hard for me to make this post but I genuinely don’t know what else to do and have nowhere to go. 

My venmo is Taylor-Murter 

My squarecash is $TaylorMurter 

worth another shot….there’s nothing wrong w asking for help… i need money mostly for public transportation to go to school and also to pay my bills.. my bank account is overdrafted and everything is piling up lmao

any dollars will help if you want to know more about my situation you should DM me . thank you