vampireapologist:

castironhero:

vampireapologist:

narwhalsdisguised:

vampireapologist:

dumbass-shark-gay:

vampireapologist:

i love how people who are into british aisles folklore vs. people who are into the modern edgy faerie movement sound like cat people vs. dog people like

me: *mentions faeries*
someone reblogging my post: um even THINKING about faeries, ESPECIALLY IRISH FAERIES, is to flirt with a fate worse than death. your blood will drip form their sharp teeth. their sharp, sharp, pointy, sharp teeth. this isn’t tinker bell you’re dealing with.
me: ….ANYWAY, this is my brounie his name is ferd and he unclogs my shower drain

I get this but at the same time ask anyone to read and comprehend this on the first try 

fair.

British aisles

yeah you know it’s the spot in the grocery store where you buy weetabix 

I fully just took that as an accepted spelling from Gaelic or something. Absolutely did not register that as a typo

me: *spells something absolutely wrong*

me: yeah that’s the irish spelling

y’all: