peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

one of those days when my anxiety is making me feel legitimately old-timey asylum crazy. buzzing and feeling outside of my body and i have shit to DO.

Why do you hate straight people

witchgays:

heres my paypal

i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment 🙂 thank you so much!

lovestruckvoltage:

Zain & Roman, barista and chef of Sweet Enchantments, coming soon!

☕️

fyodorpavlov:

Day 9 – precious, from the inktober list again. Because what’s more precious than a crime and her familiar.
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#mabsdrawlloweenclub #inktober #inktober2018 #penandink #micron #sketchbook #sketches #darkartists #witch #occult #pagan #slavic #slavicfolklore #raven #crow #crone
https://www.instagram.com/p/Boucd4BhcT7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uaihyab3gb1h

ahagisborn:

alright I got 2 people to register to vote, Taylor swift got 65,000, we’re really cruisin now

you just reminded me to register SO MAKE THAT THREE

twilightrenaissance:

this is the face of a woman who knows she hit the goddamn jackpot jobwise good for her

reinerz:

Various Naruto Scans ft. Naruto Uzumaki

darrellblackmore:

jabberwockypie:

madlori:

yayfeminism:

yayfeminism:

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PLOT TWIST

I’m disappointed that he mentions being a cat dad but his cat or cats are not in the picture he posted. 😦

Sounds like an awesome dude with a twit of a mother, though.

I hear he started posting catpics later.